Higher Education

On top of moving to an Arctic climate for school, studying chemistry and biology with a civil engineering background now looks to be a bit questionable. Lucky for me, my chemistry professor has really helped to clarify things. Below are a few of the things I have learned this semester.

"What temperature do DVDs burn?"

"Someone who lives on Benton St. is a bentonite!"

"They don't teach this stuff, gotta go to MacGyver University!"

"All you have to remember is where the nuts are stored... in a book. That's how Bill Gates got famous."

"As you start to cook, start to experiment, not everything is going to come out edible."

"Some of you guys are throwing around units like a drunken sailor."

"Did any of you ever see the movie, ___________?" (Asked nearly every day)

"Dead cat bounce, make a dead horse run!"

"Dutch! Dutch or German, I can't tell the difference in those countries."

"When you see those people lathering up (using way too much sun block) and jumping in the pool, just kill them."

"A fish doesn't know moles, it knows mg/L!"

NOTE: It was actually a great class, and this side information only made the class fun. In other words, I am not a disgruntled student.